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我是专门收垃圾的! 在我的垃圾窝装满了许许多多的垃圾 每一个垃圾的背后都有一段故事。。。 若不嫌葬就捡来看看喽 ^^

Friday, March 4, 2011

幽默动物

史上最强的求爱方式



 好身材是炼出来的


 打扮得最漂亮的小妞


 失恋后的生活




 不许动!!! 举起手来


 绝代双娇


 生死关头


 大长今养的狗

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

当我老了 ( When I Turn Old )

当我老了,不再是原來的我
请理解我,对我有一点耐心。
When I turn old, when I am not the original me,
Please understand me and have patience with me.

当我把菜汤洒到自己的衣服上时,当我忘记怎样系鞋带时,
请想一想当初我是如何手把手地教你。
When I drip gravy all over my clothes, when I forget to tie my shoelaces,
Please remember how i taught you what to do, and how to do many things by hand.

当我一遍又一遍地重復你早己听膩的话语,
请耐心地听我说,不要打断我。 你小的时候,我不得不重復那个讲过千百遍的故事,直到你进入梦乡。
When I repeatedly tell you things that you’re tired of hearing,
Please be patient and listen to me. Please do not interrupt me. When you were young, I told you the same story over and over again until you were sound asleep.

当我需要你帮我洗澡时,请不要责备我。
还記得小时候我千方百计哄你洗澡的情形吗?
When I need you to help me bathe,
Please do not scold me. Do you still remember how when you were small I had to coax you to take a bath?

当我对新科技和新事物不知所措时,请不要嘲笑我。
想一想當初我怎样耐心地回答你的每一个 “为什么”。
When I do not understand new technology,
Please do not laugh at me or mock me. Please think how I used to be so patient with you to answer your every “Why”.

当我由于双腿疲勞而无法行走时,
请伸出你年轻有力的手攙扶我。 就像你小时候学習走路时,我扶你那样。
When my two legs are tired and I cannot walk anymore,
Please stretch out your powerful hands to lend me a hand, just like when you were a baby learning to walk I held both your hands.

当我突然忘記我们谈话的主题,请给我一些时間让我回想。
其实对我來说,谈论什么并不重要, 只要你能在一旁听我说,我就很满足。
When I suddenly forget what subject we are discussing,
Please give me a little time to recollect . Actually, it does not matter what we are talking about; as long as you are by my side , I am so contended and happy already.

当你看着老去的我,请不要悲伤。
理解我,支持我,就像你刚开始学习 如何生活时我对你那样。
When you see the old me, please do not be sad .
Please understand me and support me, just like how I was with you when you were young and were just learning to face life.

当初我引導你走上人生的路,如今请陪伴我走完最后的路。给我你的爱和耐心,我会报以感激的微笑,这微笑中凝结着我对你无限的爱。
At the beginning, I guided you to the path of life . Now I ask you to keep me company to finish this last leg of my life. Give me your love and patience, I will give you a grateful smile, and crystallized in this smile is my endless love for you.

百善孝为先, 万行德为贵

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